Thread: don't you hate...

Without the least bit of doubt I can definitely tell you that I would genuinely hate it if someone were to spit on anything I own.
However, if it happened to be my GC that some asshat spit upon, I...I...well, I can't even complete the thought.

There are there now two human shaped dents marring your front bumper and hood, correct?

Originally Posted by snoopy0812

when people spit on your car?

I spent some time (about 3 hours) polishing my GC today. Cleaning it makes me happy so when I've got time she gets buffed. No pervert.
Drove down to pick up some pizza and there were some guys drinking and walking down the left side of street. I went into a video store about three blocks down, while I'm in there they've now crossed the street and spat on my coupe while they walked past it.

But... I did get several compliments and got hit on by a group of girls saying that they love my car. As my cousin says "ever wanna get laid just go driving with Dereck, his car's a chick magnet."

Sounds like you were in a slime class neighborhood...... for both guys and gals.
I'm a Bronx boy and we handle things our own way.......
My recommendation is this: The next time you see these hoodlums, slam a bat across a head or two. They'll treat your machine differently after they've spit all their teeth on the pavement & have to eat soft food for a month.
If you have any more trouble after that, shoot the biggest guy in the head with a large caliber hand gun. That'll get the attention of the rest of them.

you forget Oversoul, I'm Canadian... we can't carry guns here.

There were three of them and all were quite a bit larger than me. Plus in my town there isn't a "slime class neighborhood", there are maybe a handful of slimey people here. It's the guys who came in with the paving company who are kind of douche bags.

@rpeeljoe
I would have run them over but I did just wax her.

Originally Posted by snoopy0812

you forget Oversoul, I'm Canadian... we can't carry guns here.

There were three of them and all were quite a bit larger than me. Plus in my town there isn't a "slime class neighborhood", there are maybe a handful of slimey people here. It's the guys who came in with the paving company who are kind of douche bags.

@rpeeljoe
I would have run them over but I did just wax her.

It won't be long before we lose our right to bear arms too, I'm sure.
I still say a bat in the hands of a pissed off GC owner is a formidable weapon...... and with your GC, you have means to get out of there quick! ;)

If someone spit on my GC i would probably be in jail for murder..

Living in South Florida it's not spit I'm worried about. It's keys. Idiots love keying cars here

oh common guys, spit is not that bad (easy to clean)... bird dunk is a whole different story because every time I spend some quality time polishing my GC a bird is bound to crap on it within that hour or so... this has mapped more thank once, its like the little bastard wait for me to finish so he can drop bomb!!!

Originally Posted by alexnscn

oh common guys, spit is not that bad (easy to clean)... bird dunk is a whole different story because every time I spend some quality time polishing my GC a bird is bound to crap on it within that hour or so... this has mapped more thank once, its like the little bastard wait for me to finish so he can drop bomb!!!

Birds aren't doing it because they are assholes needing attitude adjustments.
Dirt bags that deface other people's property out of pure disrespect require a crash course in etiquette.
It may be spit today, a rock tomorrow, and then a kicked in door next week.
Nope. These dirt bags need to learn a lesson.
If you spit on my property & I catch you, I will cut out your tongue.
Birds on the other hand, are welcome to crap anywhere they please.

Sorry everyone, I don't mean or want to sound like such a mean person. I'm really not.
But when I hear about hoodlums who disrespect other people I get angry & say things that sound a bit mean.
Sorry. We all have our bad sides & inconsiderate punks always push my buttons.