Thread: don't you hate...

Well, what with Big Brother's video surveillance everywhere, I don't think you would get away with a baseball bat attitude adjustment, as well deserved as it is, or just shooting the dogs down, which is the proper response...a judge/jury would not find sufficient provocation to reduce murder to manslaughter and while you were doing your time, your lawyer would be driving your GC in lieu of fees....so, I'd say you have to just view it as an offering from a 2 legged shitbird instead of one that flies.....catching someone keying your car is somewhat different....assuming there are no video cameras about, which is hard to assume, better be sure, a key, held between the knuckles is a deadly weapon and a defensible case of sellf defense can be made out over the skinjob's cooling corpse....or, if you are really down for that kind of action, remember what the
old school cops used to say...."don't leave home without your throwdown"......

Originally Posted by Oversoul

Birds aren't doing it because they are assholes needing attitude adjustments.
Dirt bags that deface other people's property out of pure disrespect require a crash course in etiquette.
It may be spit today, a rock tomorrow, and then a kicked in door next week.
Nope. These dirt bags need to learn a lesson.
If you spit on my property & I catch you, I will cut out your tongue.
Birds on the other hand, are welcome to crap anywhere they please.

You obviously haven't met the pigeons in South Florida. Vindictive bastards! They only crap on my car right after I wash it

Originally Posted by Pmastron

You obviously haven't met the pigeons in South Florida. Vindictive bastards! They only crap on my car right after I wash it

Yea, but even birds don't like you! Ha ha..
I'm only kidding. What's not to like about an old coot like you! ;)

Originally Posted by CoupeGuy

Well, what with Big Brother's video surveillance everywhere, I don't think you would get away with a baseball bat attitude adjustment, as well deserved as it is, or just shooting the dogs down, which is the proper response...a judge/jury would not find sufficient provocation to reduce murder to manslaughter and while you were doing your time, your lawyer would be driving your GC in lieu of fees....so, I'd say you have to just view it as an offering from a 2 legged shitbird instead of one that flies.....catching someone keying your car is somewhat different....assuming there are no video cameras about, which is hard to assume, better be sure, a key, held between the knuckles is a deadly weapon and a defensible case of sellf defense can be made out over the skinjob's cooling corpse....or, if you are really down for that kind of action, remember what the
old school cops used to say...."don't leave home without your throwdown"......

You're right. It's a sad state of affairs when you can't piss on the side of the road without being on camera. Sheesh.

Originally Posted by Oversoul

You're right. It's a sad state of affairs when you can't piss on the side of the road without being on camera. Sheesh.

I'm from NY. We piss on buildings!

Originally Posted by Pmastron

I'm from NY. We piss on buildings!

And piss off people!. Ha ha.

Originally Posted by Oversoul

And piss off people!. Ha ha.

I do what I can

It makes me sick to think someone would do that. Someone who spits on your car would only understand a baseball bat across the head but they definetly would not be worth it. Loser will always be losers..never own anything.

I need to take a bus after parking my car becasue I am afraid of door dings. People are pretty rude about opening there doors, almost as bad as someone spitting.