Thread: Close One!

So, at the end of a real shitty day, I come out of work and walk up to my
Coupe, which is parallel parked against a curb in the parking lot (legally), when some halfwit who is parked at a 90 degree angle on the opposite curb
(also legally) starts backing out at a high rate of speed directly for my Coupe's front left wheel! I bellow "Yo A$$Hole!" at her, and she stops about six inches away from my baby, puts it in drive and takes off...
Had to open the door, sit down and wait a few minutes until my blood pressure returned to somewhat norma before starting her upl........

It does not bear contemplation to think what would have happened had I been just a few seconds later walking up to the scene of the almost-infamous crime.....I'm sure she would have just took off, she had that look about her....I did catch most of her plate tho, so I will be sure to park far away from her going forward..